end of year one biomed
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end of year one biomed.
just before my parents were about to head off after dropping off all my crap. my dad says ‘make some friends.’ cheeky git.
so what did you learn this year eh?
- Pay for your laundry mate. You stink.
- Flat chemistry is the juju
- Three tubes of jelly tots will give you a crippling migraine.
- Top of the Class?
Clean Clothes
Not paid for my laundry at all this year. Not proud about it. Not shameful about it.
Also probably don’t use the vacuum that’s already hoovered up sick.
Flat Chemistry
Stirring up some good house banter, squeezing out all the juicy gossip from months back and chatting shit until the early hours. Cannot understate how much fun a great group is.
But what is a great group? Mutual commitment. It doesn’t take a lot. Wanna go out? Sure. Wanna remake I’m a Celeb in the Kitchen? Sure. Wanna watch Russian Ice Hockey and bet on Virtual Horse Racing? Definitely.
Jelly Tots
Your flatmates will be in disbelief. How is this skinny, average height, average looks guy getting all the girls not getting fat. Just wait till second year mate. TLDR this kid gets fat.
68% Degree Average
Been cruising along this year and keeping things ticking over. Smashed out a 47% in one of my exams. Yet I’ve cranked out a 68%. I guess my patient leaflets have been banging.
I know one day I’d love to study medicine and I also love a bit of research. If I really push myself at this degree - maybe hit top of the class and get an award, there’s no way they can reject me.